Princess Alexander and the Search for Obama's Last Name

Travel to Boozel Continent and prevent Queen Skemple from saying the N-word in a Tic-Tac-Toe battle to the death. Ass Cucumber's third adventure is the story of Mystery Mail Blooming Chaos told from Alexander's perspective. This is the first 30% of the first chapter of a multi-chapter(?) series.

Time to complete: around 20 minutes.
Patch is for the US version of the game.